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by Evan Gentry 2E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
by Evan Gentry 2E
Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1014803

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Anyone know any jokes about Sodium?
Na
by Evan Gentry 2E
Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:22 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1014803

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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.
by Evan Gentry 2E
Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:37 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1014803

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Got mole problems?
Call Avogadro at 602-1023
by Evan Gentry 2E
Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:27 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1014803

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My teacher threw sodium chloride at me
That's a salt!
by Evan Gentry 2E
Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:44 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1014803

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Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
by Evan Gentry 2E
Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:56 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1014803

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Two men walk into a restaurant and order drinks. The first man says "I'll have an H2O please." The second man says "I'll have an H2O too."
The second man died.
by Evan Gentry 2E
Mon Feb 06, 2017 9:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1014803

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was a Polar bear!
by Evan Gentry 2E
Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:27 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1014803

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What kind of dog does a chemist have?
A Laboratory Retriever!
by Evan Gentry 2E
Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:30 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1014803

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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
by Evan Gentry 2E
Wed Jan 18, 2017 1:04 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1014803

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Have you heard about the chemist who was reading the book about Helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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