Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:09 pm
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- Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:39 pm
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Anyone know any jokes about Sodium?
Na
Na
- Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:22 am
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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.
A: He's 0K now.
- Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:37 am
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Got mole problems?
Call Avogadro at 602-1023
Call Avogadro at 602-1023
- Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:27 pm
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My teacher threw sodium chloride at me
That's a salt!
That's a salt!
- Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:44 am
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Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
A: Because it's in the ground state.
- Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:56 am
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Two men walk into a restaurant and order drinks. The first man says "I'll have an H2O please." The second man says "I'll have an H2O too."
The second man died.
The second man died.
- Mon Feb 06, 2017 9:17 pm
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Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was a Polar bear!
It was a Polar bear!
- Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:27 pm
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What kind of dog does a chemist have?
A Laboratory Retriever!
A Laboratory Retriever!
- Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:30 pm
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
- Wed Jan 18, 2017 1:04 pm
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Have you heard about the chemist who was reading the book about Helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.