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by Gonzalez_Liliana_1K
Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.
by Gonzalez_Liliana_1K
Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:50 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1011284

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner, "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you!" The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
by Gonzalez_Liliana_1K
Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:42 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1011284

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A bear from Montana and a bear from Alaska fall into the water at the same time. Which dissolves faster?

The one from Alaska- he's a polar bear.
by Gonzalez_Liliana_1K
Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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First man orders "I'd like H2O". The second man orders "I'd like H2O too". The second man died.
by Gonzalez_Liliana_1K
Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7567
Views: 1011284

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perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands, together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

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