In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.
When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.
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- Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:36 pm
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- Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:50 am
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner, "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you!" The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
- Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:42 am
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A bear from Montana and a bear from Alaska fall into the water at the same time. Which dissolves faster?
The one from Alaska- he's a polar bear.
The one from Alaska- he's a polar bear.
- Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:10 pm
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First man orders "I'd like H2O". The second man orders "I'd like H2O too". The second man died.
- Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:19 pm
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perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands, together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding
relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium
relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium