Old chemists don’t die...
they just stop reacting.
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- Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:56 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:39 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why are Chemists great at solving problems?
Because they have all the solutions
Because they have all the solutions
- Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:37 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why did Carbon and Hydrogen get married?
They bonded well from the minute they met.
They bonded well from the minute they met.
- Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:37 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:28 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
- Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:27 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
- Tue Feb 28, 2017 12:09 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:23 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Views: 3591336
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why can you never trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!
A: They make up everything!
- Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:15 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
- Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:21 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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If The Formula For Water Is H2O?
Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
- Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:18 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why do chemist enjoy working with Ammonia?
Because its pretty basic stuff
Because its pretty basic stuff
- Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:16 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What is a Chemist's favorite plant?
Stoichiome-tree
Stoichiome-tree
- Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:45 am
- Forum: *Molecular Orbital Theory (Bond Order, Diamagnetism, Paramagnetism)
- Topic: Bond [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 3
- Views: 758
Bond [ENDORSED]
How can I tell whether C2+ has a stronger bond than C2- by using the MO diagrams ?
- Sat Jul 23, 2016 4:11 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Thu Jul 21, 2016 3:22 am
- Forum: Applying Le Chatelier's Principle to Changes in Chemical & Physical Conditions
- Topic: Changing amount of a Solid
- Replies: 3
- Views: 907
Re: Changing amount of a Solid
I do not believe you would include the solid if you change the temperature.
- Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:43 pm
- Forum: Applying Le Chatelier's Principle to Changes in Chemical & Physical Conditions
- Topic: Endo vs Exo [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1520
Re: Endo vs Exo [ENDORSED]
How are you able to tell if a reaction is going to be forward or reverse based on if the change is negative or positive ?
- Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:41 pm
- Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
- Topic: Bond Angles [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 3
- Views: 896
Re: Bond Angles [ENDORSED]
what is the bond angle for seesaw ?
- Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:56 pm
- Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
- Topic: Electron Density
- Replies: 1
- Views: 477
Electron Density
Do the lone pairs count when it comes to electron density ?
- Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:01 pm
- Forum: General Science Questions
- Topic: Practice Midterms [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 3
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Practice Midterms [ENDORSED]
What problems on the practice midterms were not covered fully covered in class? Which are the ones we wouldn't need to know for the midterm?
- Sun Jun 26, 2016 11:06 pm
- Forum: Accuracy, Precision, Mole, Other Definitions
- Topic: Formula Unit
- Replies: 4
- Views: 4515
Re: Formula Unit
What is the difference when a problem is asking for formula units versus number of molecules?