Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
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- Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:14 pm
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- Sun Jan 29, 2017 4:41 pm
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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.
A: He's 0K now.
- Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:27 pm
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Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY.
A: CoRnY.
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:52 pm
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What's the difference in chemistry and cooking?
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon.
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon.
- Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:39 am
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Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
- Mon Nov 28, 2016 7:14 pm
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Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
- Mon Nov 28, 2016 7:12 pm
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Helloooo would anyone like to study for the final together?
- Mon Nov 07, 2016 10:14 pm
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What do you do to a dead chemist?
Barium
Barium
- Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:31 pm
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
- Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:43 pm
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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon
A: Carbon
- Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:48 pm
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Cation
cat●i●on
An ion with a paws-itive charge.
cat●i●on
An ion with a paws-itive charge.
- Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:04 pm
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Hi! I'm in Holly and I'd love to get together to study as well.