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by Gabriela_2E
Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:00 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013862

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I have many degrees."
by Gabriela_2E
Sat Mar 04, 2017 3:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013862

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

An electron sitting in a prison asked a second electron cellmate, "What are you in for?" To which the latter replied, "For attempting a forbidden transition."
by Gabriela_2E
Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013862

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by Gabriela_2E
Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:02 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013862

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by Gabriela_2E
Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013862

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
by Gabriela_2E
Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013862

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
by Gabriela_2E
Sun Jan 29, 2017 8:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013862

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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
by Gabriela_2E
Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013862

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Joke: “What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?

Answer: “A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”
by Gabriela_2E
Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013862

Re: Chemistry Jokes

A chemistry teacher is recruited as a radio operator in the first world war. He soon becomes familiar with the military habit of abbreviating everything. As his unit comes under a sustained enemy attack, he is asked to urgently inform his HQ. "NaCl over NaOH! NaCl over NaOH!" he says. &quo...
by Gabriela_2E
Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013862

Re: Chemistry Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.
by Gabriela_2E
Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:10 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013862

Re: Chemistry Jokes

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
by Gabriela_2E
Tue Jul 05, 2016 7:40 pm
Forum: General Science Questions
Topic: Compounds [ENDORSED]
Replies: 2
Views: 346

Compounds [ENDORSED]

Do we need to know the formulas of compounds for the exam or will they be given? And if so, which ones do we have to know?

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