Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I have many degrees."
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- Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:00 pm
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- Sat Mar 04, 2017 3:23 pm
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An electron sitting in a prison asked a second electron cellmate, "What are you in for?" To which the latter replied, "For attempting a forbidden transition."
- Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:48 pm
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- Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:02 pm
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- Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:56 pm
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
- Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:03 pm
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
- Sun Jan 29, 2017 8:24 pm
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
- Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:48 pm
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Joke: “What is the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?
Answer: “A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”
Answer: “A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two ‘beginnings’ (the first and second law) and no end.”
- Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:09 pm
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A chemistry teacher is recruited as a radio operator in the first world war. He soon becomes familiar with the military habit of abbreviating everything. As his unit comes under a sustained enemy attack, he is asked to urgently inform his HQ. "NaCl over NaOH! NaCl over NaOH!" he says. &quo...
- Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:13 pm
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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.
A: He's 0K now.
- Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:10 am
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
- Tue Jul 05, 2016 7:40 pm
- Forum: General Science Questions
- Topic: Compounds [ENDORSED]
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Compounds [ENDORSED]
Do we need to know the formulas of compounds for the exam or will they be given? And if so, which ones do we have to know?