What crime show do cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:26 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:05 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What does a teary-eyed Santa say???
A: HOH, HOH, HOH!!!
A: HOH, HOH, HOH!!!
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:59 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What in chair confirmation???
- Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:11 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I asked a friend if they wanted to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide...
She said NO.
She said NO.
- Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:07 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I read through this book about helium so fast... I couldn't put it down!
- Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:01 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What was the most stable album of 2016?
ANTI by Rihanna
ANTI by Rihanna
- Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:57 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What is laughing gas made of?
A: He He He
A: He He He
- Tue Jan 31, 2017 7:55 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What was NaCl charged with?
A SALT.
A SALT.
- Tue Jan 31, 2017 7:50 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why did the bear dissolve in water?
He was a POLAR bear.
He was a POLAR bear.
- Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:14 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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In light of new year resolutions: Why did acid go to BFit?
To become a "buffer" solution.
To become a "buffer" solution.
- Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:19 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why did the nobel gas cry?
Because all his/her friends argon.
Because all his/her friends argon.
- Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:42 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I can only make bad chemistry jokes now because all the good ones ARGON.
- Thu Nov 10, 2016 6:43 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I'm sorry I don't post jokes on Chem Community too often!
I only post PERIODICALLY!
I only post PERIODICALLY!
- Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:58 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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My date this Friday was kind of like Oxygen and Potassium... it was OK.
- Sun Oct 16, 2016 10:45 pm
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Q: What do you get when you cut an avocado (Avagadro) into 6 x 10^23 pieces?
A: GuacaMOLE
A: GuacaMOLE
- Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:02 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Ever wonder why chemists all love working with ammonia???
Because it is all basic stuff...
Because it is all basic stuff...
- Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:40 am
- Forum: Properties of Light
- Topic: Increasing Intensity in Photoelectric Effect [ENDORSED]
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Re: Increasing Intensity in Photoelectric Effect [ENDORSED]
I had the same question, but reading this post definitely helped! Also during that same lecture on 9/28, when going through the worked example in our Course Readers I was confused on where the values for "h" and "c" came from. We were trying to calculate energy and wavelength of ...