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by Jonathan Marin Dis3A
Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 891836

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What kind of dogs do chemist have?
Laboratory Retrievers
by Jonathan Marin Dis3A
Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 891836

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Did you know you could cool yourself to -273.15°C and still be 0K???
by Jonathan Marin Dis3A
Sat Mar 04, 2017 11:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 891836

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Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak?
Because it's in the ground state.
by Jonathan Marin Dis3A
Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 891836

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A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"
by Jonathan Marin Dis3A
Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:49 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 891836

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According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
by Jonathan Marin Dis3A
Fri Nov 18, 2016 8:37 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 891836

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Whats the difference between chemistry and cooking?
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon.
by Jonathan Marin Dis3A
Fri Nov 11, 2016 6:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 891836

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What type of fish is made of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na
by Jonathan Marin Dis3A
Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 891836

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I heard that oxygen and magnesium were dating, I was like OMg.
by Jonathan Marin Dis3A
Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:25 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 891836

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Q: What is a cation?
A: An ion with a paws-itive charge.
by Jonathan Marin Dis3A
Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: CHEM JOKES
Replies: 29
Views: 3307

Re: CHEM JOKES

Q: What is a chemist favorite type of plant?
A: Stoichiome-tree

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