What kind of dogs do chemist have?
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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:48 pm
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- Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:23 pm
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Did you know you could cool yourself to -273.15°C and still be 0K???
- Sat Mar 04, 2017 11:36 pm
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Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak?
Because it's in the ground state.
Because it's in the ground state.
- Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:32 pm
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A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"
- Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:49 pm
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According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
- Fri Nov 18, 2016 8:37 pm
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Whats the difference between chemistry and cooking?
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon.
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon.
- Fri Nov 11, 2016 6:24 pm
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What type of fish is made of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na
A: 2 Na
- Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:13 pm
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I heard that oxygen and magnesium were dating, I was like OMg.
- Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:25 pm
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Q: What is a cation?
A: An ion with a paws-itive charge.
A: An ion with a paws-itive charge.
- Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:59 pm
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Q: What is a chemist favorite type of plant?
A: Stoichiome-tree
A: Stoichiome-tree