What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
Au revoir.
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- Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:42 pm
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- Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:52 pm
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
- Sat Mar 04, 2017 3:10 pm
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Why do chemists learn about ammonia first?
It's pretty basic stuff.
It's pretty basic stuff.
- Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:41 pm
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Have you heard about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
- Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:29 pm
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution.
A one molar solution.
- Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:38 pm
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
He He
He He
- Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:12 pm
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
- Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:39 pm
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Why are chemists great at solving problems?
Because they have all the solutions.
Because they have all the solutions.
- Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:16 pm
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Wanna hear a joke about nitric oxide?
NO
NO
- Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:46 pm
- Forum: Heat Capacities, Calorimeters & Calorimetry Calculations
- Topic: Heat Capacity vs Specific Heat Capacity
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Re: Heat Capacity vs Specific Heat Capacity
Yes; heat capacity is the amount of heat needed to raise the temperature of an object by 1 degree C. This is an extensive property, which means it is dependent on its sample size. Specific heat is the same concept except you are now specifying that you are finding the heat needed to raise the temper...