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- Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:06 am
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Almost there!
- Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:46 am
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Actually
- Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:16 pm
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Are there any more good chemistry jokes?
I don't zinc so.
I don't zinc so.
- Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:17 pm
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- Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:01 am
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
- Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:50 pm
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- Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:48 pm
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Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
A: Polar Bond.
- Sat Jan 21, 2017 9:52 pm
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
A: He got Avogadro's number!
- Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:07 am
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
- Mon Nov 28, 2016 8:22 pm
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What is HIJKLMNO? H2O
- Tue Nov 22, 2016 11:45 pm
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame"
The sodium pined.
"I melt whenever I see you."
The Bunsen burner replied,
"It's just a phase you're going through."
"Oh Bunsen, my flame"
The sodium pined.
"I melt whenever I see you."
The Bunsen burner replied,
"It's just a phase you're going through."
- Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:00 pm
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If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together :)
- Sun Nov 13, 2016 9:40 pm
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Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium... BATMAN!
- Mon Oct 31, 2016 4:42 pm
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
- Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:11 pm
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If I don't have enough acid in my system, I can be pretty basic.
- Fri Oct 14, 2016 7:43 pm
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Does anyone remember that one really good chemistry joke? Na? OK never mind.