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by Sonia_Lele_2K
Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:13 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1019965

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Did you know protons have mass? I didn't even know they were religious.
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019965

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Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water?

A: It was polar.
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:12 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019965

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Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?

A: To become a buffer solution!
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Tue Feb 21, 2017 3:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019965

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A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! My flame! I melt whenever I see you!" said the sodium. The bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019965

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Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?

A: Febreeze
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019965

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A chemistry lab is like a big party. Some drop acid, others drop the base.
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:33 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019965

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Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?

A: By subsisting on titrations.
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Wed Jan 25, 2017 9:00 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019965

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Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

A: CoFe2
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019965

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Uranium-238 and plutonium-239 walk into a bar. After having a few drinks they split. There were no survivors within a 23 block radius.
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019965

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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

A: CSI
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Mon Nov 28, 2016 3:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1019965

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What is a cation afraid of?

A dogion.
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Wed Nov 23, 2016 7:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1019965

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A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:34 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1019965

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Do you have mole problems?
If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023.
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1019965

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019965

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Q: Are there any chemistry jokes no one has told yet?
A: NaBrO
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Sun Oct 30, 2016 9:30 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1019965

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Organic chemistry is so difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Sat Oct 22, 2016 12:00 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What kind of sandwich is made of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na salad
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Wed Oct 12, 2016 9:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1019965

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Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know where I am."
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Sun Oct 09, 2016 1:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019965

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What is the scariest element on the periodic table?

Ah, the element of surprise.
by Sonia_Lele_2K
Fri Sep 30, 2016 3:03 pm
Forum: Significant Figures
Topic: sig figs in addition problems
Replies: 1
Views: 417

sig figs in addition problems

Is there any specific reason why only the sig figs after the decimal are counted in addition or subtraction problems?

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