Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
A: Methylated spirits.
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- Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:06 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:14 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
- Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:52 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Organic chemistry is difficult. People who study it have alkynes of trouble.
- Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:53 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
My friend threw sodium chloride at me... that's a salt!
- Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:17 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they'd be alloys
- Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:24 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Haha, these jokes are Sodium funny!
- Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:12 am
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
- Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:22 am
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I would tell another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. :/
- Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:18 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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You know what're cool?
Things with low molecular energy. B-)
Things with low molecular energy. B-)
- Sat Jan 14, 2017 7:13 pm
- Forum: Reaction Enthalpies (e.g., Using Hess’s Law, Bond Enthalpies, Standard Enthalpies of Formation)
- Topic: Standard Enthalpies
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Re: Standard Enthalpies
0 is the most stable form of enthalpy of formation for an element because enthalpy of formation is defined by a change in enthalpy, which occurs when a substance is formed from the most stable state of its element. For example, since O 2 is already the most stable state of the element, to "form...