What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walked into his bar?
OHSNaP!
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- Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:38 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Sun Nov 20, 2016 9:41 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
- Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:57 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
- Sun Nov 06, 2016 3:37 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
- Thu Oct 20, 2016 2:27 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
- Thu Oct 20, 2016 2:22 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Sproul Hall Chem14A Study Group
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Re: Sproul Hall Chem14A Study Group
I'm Sproul Hall North! I'd love to study this weekend!
- Thu Oct 13, 2016 11:35 am
- Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
- Topic: Sig Figs [ENDORSED]
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Re: Sig Figs [ENDORSED]
Thank you!
- Sun Oct 09, 2016 10:38 pm
- Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
- Topic: Sig Figs [ENDORSED]
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Sig Figs [ENDORSED]
How many significant figures are in 0.000234?
- Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:56 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Where to begin? [ENDORSED]
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Where to begin? [ENDORSED]
I haven't taken Chemistry since my sophomore year of high school and am now a first year in 14A. I started looking at the fundamentals section of the textbook because reading chapter 1 just confused me. I also looked at the first 4 modules. This class has so many resources to help that I don't reall...