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by Harmeet_Kaur_2D
Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1019021

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Chemists are bad at telling jokes...

They lack the element of surprise.
by Harmeet_Kaur_2D
Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019021

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
by Harmeet_Kaur_2D
Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019021

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do you go to jail for throwing Sodium Chloride at someone?

Because it's a salt. *ba-dum-tsss*
by Harmeet_Kaur_2D
Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019021

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."
by Harmeet_Kaur_2D
Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019021

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up... they'd be alloys.
by Harmeet_Kaur_2D
Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019021

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Since Valentine's Day is coming up... Here's a chemistry pick-up line:

You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
by Harmeet_Kaur_2D
Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019021

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Midterm season is coming and it can be pretty stressful.

So make sure you all think like a proton and stay positive!!!
by Harmeet_Kaur_2D
Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:00 pm
Forum: Heat Capacities, Calorimeters & Calorimetry Calculations
Topic: Systems Question
Replies: 1
Views: 186

Re: Systems Question

Yes, I would assume they would have to be insulated in order to make sure that energy does not exchange with the surroundings. If it was not insulated, it may simply be referred to as a closed system.

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