Chemists are bad at telling jokes...
They lack the element of surprise.
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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:21 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:22 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
- Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:56 pm
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Why do you go to jail for throwing Sodium Chloride at someone?
Because it's a salt. *ba-dum-tsss*
Because it's a salt. *ba-dum-tsss*
- Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:21 pm
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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."
"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."
- Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:19 pm
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up... they'd be alloys.
- Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:17 pm
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Since Valentine's Day is coming up... Here's a chemistry pick-up line:
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
- Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:29 pm
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Midterm season is coming and it can be pretty stressful.
So make sure you all think like a proton and stay positive!!!
So make sure you all think like a proton and stay positive!!!
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:00 pm
- Forum: Heat Capacities, Calorimeters & Calorimetry Calculations
- Topic: Systems Question
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Re: Systems Question
Yes, I would assume they would have to be insulated in order to make sure that energy does not exchange with the surroundings. If it was not insulated, it may simply be referred to as a closed system.