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by Ashley T 2H
Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036477

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by Ashley T 2H
Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:00 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036477

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by Ashley T 2H
Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:34 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036477

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Stupid electrons--I'm sick of your negativity :(
by Ashley T 2H
Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:02 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036477

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

You can take all your chemistry jokes and barium
by Ashley T 2H
Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:02 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036477

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q:What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel
by Ashley T 2H
Mon Feb 06, 2017 8:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036477

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

The guy next to me asked me if I had any Hypo Bromide; he said NaBrO.
by Ashley T 2H
Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:28 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036477

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”I zinc we are done because all the other jokes ar-gon!”
by Ashley T 2H
Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036477

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
by Ashley T 2H
Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036477

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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees."
by Ashley T 2H
Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036477

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i'd tell you a chemistry joke...but all the good ones argon.
by Ashley T 2H
Thu Dec 01, 2016 2:59 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036477

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Q: How did the blonde define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam?
A: Fear of utility bills
by Ashley T 2H
Thu Nov 17, 2016 1:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036477

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Q: What element is derived from a Norse [censored]?
A: Thorium.
by Ashley T 2H
Tue Nov 08, 2016 9:38 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036477

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What is a chemist's favorite plant?
Stoichiome-tree
by Ashley T 2H
Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:38 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036477

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Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it's basic material.
by Ashley T 2H
Tue Oct 25, 2016 4:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036477

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.
by Ashley T 2H
Wed Oct 19, 2016 3:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036477

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A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of sodas. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!"
by Ashley T 2H
Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:41 pm
Forum: Molarity, Solutions, Dilutions
Topic: G5 [ENDORSED]
Replies: 2
Views: 497

Re: G5 [ENDORSED]

Also, for part C, convert the 50.0 milligrams of sodium bicarbonate to grams and multiply it by the 250.0mL volume/2.111gram solid originally given. This will give the volume (in mL) of solution you want to transfer into the flask.
by Ashley T 2H
Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:53 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: Unique Frequencies with atoms/molecules
Replies: 3
Views: 410

Re: Unique Frequencies with atoms/molecules

You can identify an element by measuring the wavelengths absorbed or the frequencies emitted through spectroscopic analysis. This is because if the energy of an incoming light matches the energy in the atom, the light will be absorbed and an electron will move up to a higher level. However, the elec...

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