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- Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:07 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:00 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:34 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Stupid electrons--I'm sick of your negativity :(
- Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:02 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
You can take all your chemistry jokes and barium
- Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:02 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q:What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel
A: A ferrous wheel
- Mon Feb 06, 2017 8:56 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
The guy next to me asked me if I had any Hypo Bromide; he said NaBrO.
- Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:28 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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”I zinc we are done because all the other jokes ar-gon!”
- Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:55 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
- Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:22 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees."
"You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees."
- Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:09 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
i'd tell you a chemistry joke...but all the good ones argon.
- Thu Dec 01, 2016 2:59 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: How did the blonde define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam?
A: Fear of utility bills
A: Fear of utility bills
- Thu Nov 17, 2016 1:40 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What element is derived from a Norse [censored]?
A: Thorium.
A: Thorium.
- Tue Nov 08, 2016 9:38 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What is a chemist's favorite plant?
Stoichiome-tree
Stoichiome-tree
- Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:38 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it's basic material.
- Tue Oct 25, 2016 4:42 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.
- Wed Oct 19, 2016 3:45 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of sodas. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!"
- Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:41 pm
- Forum: Molarity, Solutions, Dilutions
- Topic: G5 [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 2
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Re: G5 [ENDORSED]
Also, for part C, convert the 50.0 milligrams of sodium bicarbonate to grams and multiply it by the 250.0mL volume/2.111gram solid originally given. This will give the volume (in mL) of solution you want to transfer into the flask.
- Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:53 pm
- Forum: Properties of Light
- Topic: Unique Frequencies with atoms/molecules
- Replies: 3
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Re: Unique Frequencies with atoms/molecules
You can identify an element by measuring the wavelengths absorbed or the frequencies emitted through spectroscopic analysis. This is because if the energy of an incoming light matches the energy in the atom, the light will be absorbed and an electron will move up to a higher level. However, the elec...