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- Sat Mar 04, 2017 3:43 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
- Sat Feb 18, 2017 11:03 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I'm not ready to learn organic chemistry yet.
I'm sure I'll run into alkynes of problems.
I'm sure I'll run into alkynes of problems.
- Sat Feb 11, 2017 9:06 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
All of the chemistry jokes Argon... maybe I should Zinc of a new one.
- Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:03 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with H2O and half with O2.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with H2O and half with O2.
- Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:23 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 28
- Views: 6489
Re: Chemistry Joke
You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart <3
- Fri Jan 13, 2017 6:45 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 28
- Views: 6489
Re: Chemistry Joke
I know my Chemistry and
you've got one significant figure ;)
you've got one significant figure ;)
- Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:29 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What do elements do in a play?
They Actinium!
They Actinium!
- Sat Nov 19, 2016 5:38 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What kind of fish is made up of two sodium atoms?
2NA
2NA
- Sat Nov 12, 2016 4:26 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Arrrrrrrginine--a pirate's favorite amino acid.
- Sat Nov 05, 2016 4:49 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
A hug without u is like Mercury.
Hg.
Hg.
- Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:16 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A chemistry lab is like a big party--some drop acid, others drop the base.
- Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:40 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What's the difference between cooking and chemistry? In chemistry you cant lick the spoon.
- Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:27 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What is a chemist's favorite plant?
Stochiome-tree!
Stochiome-tree!
- Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:39 pm
- Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
- Topic: Chemistry Humor
- Replies: 26
- Views: 5576
Re: Chemistry Humor
What's Avogadro's favorite dip?
Guacamole!
Guacamole!
- Sat Oct 01, 2016 11:27 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Rieber Vista Study Group!
- Replies: 8
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Re: Rieber Vista Study Group!
I'm interested in joining the study group!