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by kgiesch1N
Sat Mar 04, 2017 4:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7564
Views: 1010737

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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
by kgiesch1N
Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7564
Views: 1010737

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A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through".
by kgiesch1N
Sun Feb 19, 2017 9:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7564
Views: 1010737

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

you must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I
by kgiesch1N
Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:12 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7564
Views: 1010737

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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
by kgiesch1N
Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:10 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7564
Views: 1010737

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is a cation afraid of? A dog-ion!
by kgiesch1N
Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:36 am
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Quiz 1 Preparation Answers
Replies: 130
Views: 13687

Re: Quiz 1 Preparation Answers

Can someone please explain why #8 is "no temperature"?
by kgiesch1N
Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7564
Views: 1010737

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"
by kgiesch1N
Sat Jan 21, 2017 2:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7564
Views: 1010737

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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.
by kgiesch1N
Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:15 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7564
Views: 1010737

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

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