Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
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- Sat Mar 04, 2017 4:13 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:23 pm
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A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through".
- Sun Feb 19, 2017 9:33 pm
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you must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I
- Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:12 am
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
- Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:10 am
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What is a cation afraid of? A dog-ion!
- Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:36 am
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Quiz 1 Preparation Answers
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Re: Quiz 1 Preparation Answers
Can someone please explain why #8 is "no temperature"?
- Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:44 pm
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A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"
- Sat Jan 21, 2017 2:20 pm
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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.
A: Carbon.
- Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:15 am
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Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
A: Because it's in the ground state.