Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
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- Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:16 pm
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- Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:26 pm
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Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion.
A: A dogion.
- Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:35 pm
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Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
- Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:51 am
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Q: What is a O-chem student's favorite kind of plant?
A: A chemistree
A: A chemistree
- Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:10 pm
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Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution.
A: To become a buffer solution.
- Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:04 pm
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
- Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:52 pm
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Q: What kind of bear dissolves in water?
A: A polar bear.
A: A polar bear.
- Mon Feb 13, 2017 6:11 pm
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 Sodium atoms?
2Na
2Na
- Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:28 pm
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
A: One molar solution.
- Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:43 pm
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
- Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:32 am
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
- Tue Jan 17, 2017 3:20 pm
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Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you
A: I've got my ion you