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by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:26 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?
A: To reduce his carbon footprint.
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:28 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

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Q: What did one ion say to the other?

A: I've got my ion you.
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Sat Feb 25, 2017 6:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What two elements do sheep belt when happy?

A: BaH
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:00 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you do with a dead chemists?

A: Barium
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:52 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Sat Jan 21, 2017 12:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why can you never trust atoms?

A: They make up everything!
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?


A: It went OK.
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

A: He's 0K now.
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Fri Nov 25, 2016 7:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

A: They bonded well from the minute they met.
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Fri Nov 18, 2016 7:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

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Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: How many moles are in a guacamole?

A: Avocado's number.
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Fri Oct 21, 2016 2:30 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

A: Na
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?

A: Because all his friends argon.
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Fri Oct 07, 2016 8:33 pm
Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
Topic: Chemistry Humor
Replies: 26
Views: 2508

Re: Chemistry Humor

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
by Amanda_Quintero_1K
Fri Sep 30, 2016 2:25 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886886

Re: Chemistry Jokes

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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