Q: Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?
A: To reduce his carbon footprint.
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- Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:26 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:28 pm
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Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.
A: I've got my ion you.
- Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:48 pm
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
- Sat Feb 25, 2017 6:23 pm
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Q: What two elements do sheep belt when happy?
A: BaH
A: BaH
- Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:00 pm
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
- Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:14 pm
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Q: What do you do with a dead chemists?
A: Barium
A: Barium
- Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:52 pm
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Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
- Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:31 pm
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
A: Na
- Sat Jan 21, 2017 12:46 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: Why can you never trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!
A: They make up everything!
- Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:03 pm
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
A: It went OK.
- Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:31 pm
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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.
A: He's 0K now.
- Fri Nov 25, 2016 7:10 pm
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Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met.
A: They bonded well from the minute they met.
- Fri Nov 18, 2016 7:32 pm
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
A: CoFe2
- Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:15 pm
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Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium
A: Barium
- Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:31 pm
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
A: It went OK.
- Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:14 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: How many moles are in a guacamole?
A: Avocado's number.
A: Avocado's number.
- Fri Oct 21, 2016 2:30 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
A: Na
- Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:36 pm
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Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends argon.
A: Because all his friends argon.
- Fri Oct 07, 2016 8:33 pm
- Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
- Topic: Chemistry Humor
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Re: Chemistry Humor
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
- Fri Sep 30, 2016 2:25 pm
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Re: Chemistry Jokes
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon