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by Balint Nagy 3C
Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:08 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!
by Balint Nagy 3C
Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1020037

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by Balint Nagy 3C
Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
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What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
by Balint Nagy 3C
Sun Mar 05, 2017 12:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1020037

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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
by Balint Nagy 3C
Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:14 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1020037

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!
by Balint Nagy 3C
Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:54 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1020037

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by Balint Nagy 3C
Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1020037

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What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon.
by Balint Nagy 3C
Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:01 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1020037

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The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
by Balint Nagy 3C
Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1020037

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What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
-A CaNiNe
by Balint Nagy 3C
Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1020037

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I don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
by Balint Nagy 3C
Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1020037

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
by Balint Nagy 3C
Sun Dec 04, 2016 1:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1020037

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Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
by Balint Nagy 3C
Sat Dec 03, 2016 5:05 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1020037

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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
by Balint Nagy 3C
Thu Dec 01, 2016 2:54 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1020037

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
by Balint Nagy 3C
Sun Nov 27, 2016 3:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What Is The Show Cesium And Iodine Love Watching Together?

CSI
by Balint Nagy 3C
Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
by Balint Nagy 3C
Mon Nov 07, 2016 7:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1020037

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
by Balint Nagy 3C
Sun Oct 30, 2016 3:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1020037

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
-HeHe
by Balint Nagy 3C
Sat Oct 22, 2016 7:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1020037

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
He was booked for a salt and battery.

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