What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!
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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:08 am
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- Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:59 pm
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
- Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:16 pm
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What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Barium
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 12:21 pm
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
- Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:14 am
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!
OH SNaP!
- Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:54 am
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
- Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:23 pm
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What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon.
Carbon.
- Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:01 pm
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The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
- Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:57 pm
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What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
-A CaNiNe
-A CaNiNe
- Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:16 pm
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I don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
- Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:55 pm
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
- Sun Dec 04, 2016 1:47 pm
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Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
They make up everything.
- Sat Dec 03, 2016 5:05 pm
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
- Thu Dec 01, 2016 2:54 pm
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
- Sun Nov 27, 2016 3:19 pm
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What Is The Show Cesium And Iodine Love Watching Together?
CSI
CSI
- Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:20 pm
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
A ferrous wheel.
- Mon Nov 07, 2016 7:59 pm
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The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
- Sun Oct 30, 2016 3:45 pm
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
-HeHe
-HeHe
- Sat Oct 22, 2016 7:16 pm
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
He was booked for a salt and battery.
He was booked for a salt and battery.