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by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:07 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:24 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:12 pm
Forum: Biological Examples
Topic: Enzymes
Replies: 2
Views: 475

Re: Enzymes

I believe enzymes may be both homogeneous and heterogeneous. There are many enzymes there are heterogeneous in various biological contexts.
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:26 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How did the chemist survive the famine?
By subsisting on titrations.
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:27 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:26 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Chemistry is a pain in the acid!
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:36 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:26 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Wed Nov 09, 2016 4:03 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: Question 3B on the Fall 2016 Midterm [ENDORSED]
Replies: 3
Views: 414

Re: Question 3B on the Fall 2016 Midterm [ENDORSED]

I also had the same problem and am wondering the same thing
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Sat Nov 05, 2016 12:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Fri Oct 21, 2016 9:37 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917234

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

You must be full of copper and tellurium because you're cute!
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Fri Oct 07, 2016 5:58 pm
Forum: Bohr Frequency Condition, H-Atom , Atomic Spectroscopy
Topic: Hydrogen Spectrum
Replies: 3
Views: 457

Re: Hydrogen Spectrum

The answer wasn't calculated or anything, its just knowing a fact. The lines of the balmer series have set wavelengths from transition of n energy levels. 3->2 is 656.3 nm, 4 -> 2 is 486.1 nm, 5- 2> is 434.0, 6-> 2 is 410.2, and 7-> 2 is 397.0 nm. I believe there is a table in the book so check that...
by Nathan Mallipeddi 2H
Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:39 am
Forum: Photoelectric Effect
Topic: Photoelectric Effect Lecture Question
Replies: 4
Views: 478

Re: Photoelectric Effect Lecture Question

The E in the equation E=hv is always the energy of the photon. The only time E is the threshold energy is when you are told in the problem that the kinetic energy is 0 because then the energy of a photon and threshold energy must be equal. I think if you are not given the energy of a photon, assume ...

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