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Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

I believe enzymes may be both homogeneous and heterogeneous. There are many enzymes there are heterogeneous in various biological contexts.

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

How did the chemist survive the famine?
By subsisting on titrations.

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

Chemistry is a pain in the acid!

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

I also had the same problem and am wondering the same thing

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

You must be full of copper and tellurium because you're cute!

Nathan Mallipeddi 2H

The answer wasn't calculated or anything, its just knowing a fact. The lines of the balmer series have set wavelengths from transition of n energy levels. 3->2 is 656.3 nm, 4 -> 2 is 486.1 nm, 5- 2> is 434.0, 6-> 2 is 410.2, and 7-> 2 is 397.0 nm. I believe there is a table in the book so check that...

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The E in the equation E=hv is always the energy of the photon. The only time E is the threshold energy is when you are told in the problem that the kinetic energy is 0 because then the energy of a photon and threshold energy must be equal. I think if you are not given the energy of a photon, assume ...

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