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by Teresa_Duarte_3K
Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who...
by Teresa_Duarte_3K
Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017387

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
by Teresa_Duarte_3K
Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017387

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe
by Teresa_Duarte_3K
Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:08 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017387

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What would you call a clown in jail? Silicon
by Teresa_Duarte_3K
Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017387

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
by Teresa_Duarte_3K
Sun Jan 22, 2017 3:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017387

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now
by Teresa_Duarte_3K
Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:26 pm
Forum: Reaction Enthalpies (e.g., Using Hess’s Law, Bond Enthalpies, Standard Enthalpies of Formation)
Topic: Cha. 8 HW Problem #57
Replies: 7
Views: 687

Re: Cha. 8 HW Problem #57

We have to combine the 3 reactions instead of simply plugging the numbers because they give us the the value of the combustion reactions, not the values of the standard enthalpy of formation. Also, if we were to plug in the values we would get positive 312 which is incorrect.

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