Why did the acid go to the gym?
To become a buffer solution.
If the Queen farts, is it a noble gas?
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- Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:34 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Sun Mar 12, 2017 6:56 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What element is derived from a Norse [censored]?
A: Thorium.
A: Thorium.
- Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:46 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Silver walks up to gold in a bar and said "Au get out of here"
- Thu Mar 02, 2017 7:55 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
- Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:00 pm
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium.
Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon
A: If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium.
Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon
- Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:26 pm
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Q: why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it is basic material.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
A: Because it is basic material.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
- Sat Jan 21, 2017 3:36 pm
- Forum: Thermodynamic Systems (Open, Closed, Isolated)
- Topic: Heat and thermal Energy
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Heat and thermal Energy
What is the difference between heat and thermal energy?