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by Sally_Tu_1H
Sat Mar 18, 2017 4:35 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 900661

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
by Sally_Tu_1H
Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:20 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 900661

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
by Sally_Tu_1H
Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 900661

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, you might as well barium.
by Sally_Tu_1H
Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 900661

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
by Sally_Tu_1H
Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:26 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 900661

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by Sally_Tu_1H
Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 900661

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

They bonded well from the minute they met.
by Sally_Tu_1H
Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 900661

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?

Because it is basic material.
by Sally_Tu_1H
Sun Jan 29, 2017 7:28 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 900661

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
by Sally_Tu_1H
Sat Jan 21, 2017 9:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 900661

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe

Q: What would you call a clown in jail?
A: Silicon (Silly Con)
by Sally_Tu_1H
Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 900661

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Does anyone know a good joke about sodium?

A: Na
by Sally_Tu_1H
Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:01 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 900661

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What does the leader of the electron army say when they go to war?

CHAAARGE!
by Sally_Tu_1H
Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 900661

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all of his friends argon.
by Sally_Tu_1H
Thu Nov 24, 2016 5:02 pm
Forum: Equilibrium Constants & Calculating Concentrations
Topic: calculation
Replies: 1
Views: 315

Re: calculation

You can drop the "x" when "K" is small. K is small when it is less than 10^(-3); however, it is safer when K is less than 10^(-5). You must check to see that the ionization is less than 5% so that taking the "x" out is valid.
by Sally_Tu_1H
Mon Nov 21, 2016 2:00 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 900661

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is a Chemist's Favorite Plant?

Stoichiome-tree
by Sally_Tu_1H
Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 900661

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What Did The Scientist Say When He Found 2 Isotopes Of Helium?
HeHe

What Is The Chemical Formula For Seawater?
CH2O
by Sally_Tu_1H
Sun Nov 06, 2016 4:28 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 900661

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
by Sally_Tu_1H
Sun Oct 30, 2016 9:12 pm
Forum: Hybridization
Topic: conceptual question
Replies: 2
Views: 376

Re: conceptual question

To determine the number of hybrid orbitals in a molecular compound, look at the central atom's regions of electron density. The number of regions of electron density is the number of hybrid orbitals for that atom.
by Sally_Tu_1H
Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:52 pm
Forum: Lewis Structures
Topic: 3.49 part c
Replies: 1
Views: 229

Re: 3.49 part c

Lewis structures must satisfy the total number of valence electrons. And so, if you count up the valence electrons of both atoms, you would get 10 electrons. Therefore, with a triple bond, you can satisfy this total number of valence electrons. Triple bond (6 electrons) and a lone pair on each atom ...
by Sally_Tu_1H
Sun Oct 16, 2016 1:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 900661

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Titanium is the most amorous metal. When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.
by Sally_Tu_1H
Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:05 pm
Forum: Properties of Electrons
Topic: Delta E Question from the delta E= Efinal-Eintial equation [ENDORSED]
Replies: 1
Views: 725

Re: Delta E Question from the delta E= Efinal-Eintial equation [ENDORSED]

Yes. When energy is being absorbed, delta e is positive and when energy is being emitted, delta e is negative.
by Sally_Tu_1H
Thu Sep 29, 2016 6:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 13
Views: 1297

Re: Chemistry Joke

What is the show that cesium and and iodine love watching together?
CSI
by Sally_Tu_1H
Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Rieber Hall 14A Study Group (Fall 2016)
Replies: 49
Views: 4276

Re: Rieber Hall 14A Study Group (Fall 2016)

hey! I live on the 3rd floor of Rieber Hall and am also interested in joining.

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