Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
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- Sat Mar 18, 2017 4:35 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:20 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:46 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, you might as well barium.
If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, you might as well barium.
- Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:47 pm
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Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
- Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:26 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
- Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:24 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met.
They bonded well from the minute they met.
- Sun Feb 05, 2017 8:14 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it is basic material.
Because it is basic material.
- Sun Jan 29, 2017 7:28 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
- Sat Jan 21, 2017 9:41 pm
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Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe
Q: What would you call a clown in jail?
A: Silicon (Silly Con)
A: A CaNiNe
Q: What would you call a clown in jail?
A: Silicon (Silly Con)
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:50 pm
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Q: Does anyone know a good joke about sodium?
A: Na
A: Na
- Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:01 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What does the leader of the electron army say when they go to war?
CHAAARGE!
CHAAARGE!
- Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:15 pm
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Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all of his friends argon.
Because all of his friends argon.
- Thu Nov 24, 2016 5:02 pm
- Forum: Equilibrium Constants & Calculating Concentrations
- Topic: calculation
- Replies: 1
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Re: calculation
You can drop the "x" when "K" is small. K is small when it is less than 10^(-3); however, it is safer when K is less than 10^(-5). You must check to see that the ionization is less than 5% so that taking the "x" out is valid.
- Mon Nov 21, 2016 2:00 pm
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What is a Chemist's Favorite Plant?
Stoichiome-tree
Stoichiome-tree
- Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:07 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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What Did The Scientist Say When He Found 2 Isotopes Of Helium?
HeHe
What Is The Chemical Formula For Seawater?
CH2O
HeHe
What Is The Chemical Formula For Seawater?
CH2O
- Sun Nov 06, 2016 4:28 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
- Sun Oct 30, 2016 9:12 pm
- Forum: Hybridization
- Topic: conceptual question
- Replies: 2
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Re: conceptual question
To determine the number of hybrid orbitals in a molecular compound, look at the central atom's regions of electron density. The number of regions of electron density is the number of hybrid orbitals for that atom.
- Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:52 pm
- Forum: Lewis Structures
- Topic: 3.49 part c
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Re: 3.49 part c
Lewis structures must satisfy the total number of valence electrons. And so, if you count up the valence electrons of both atoms, you would get 10 electrons. Therefore, with a triple bond, you can satisfy this total number of valence electrons. Triple bond (6 electrons) and a lone pair on each atom ...
- Sun Oct 16, 2016 1:36 pm
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Titanium is the most amorous metal. When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.
Titanium is the most amorous metal. When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.
- Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:05 pm
- Forum: Properties of Electrons
- Topic: Delta E Question from the delta E= Efinal-Eintial equation [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 1
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Re: Delta E Question from the delta E= Efinal-Eintial equation [ENDORSED]
Yes. When energy is being absorbed, delta e is positive and when energy is being emitted, delta e is negative.
- Thu Sep 29, 2016 6:48 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 13
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Re: Chemistry Joke
What is the show that cesium and and iodine love watching together?
CSI
CSI
- Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:22 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Rieber Hall 14A Study Group (Fall 2016)
- Replies: 49
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Re: Rieber Hall 14A Study Group (Fall 2016)
hey! I live on the 3rd floor of Rieber Hall and am also interested in joining.