What do you call iron blowing in the wind?
Fe-Breeze
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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:43 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:43 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!
OH SNaP!
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:42 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why are chemists great at solving problems?
They have all the solutions.
They have all the solutions.
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:08 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Have you heard the one about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn't put it down
He just couldn't put it down
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:07 pm
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What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
CoRnY
CoRnY
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:36 pm
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed
H2O cubed
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:35 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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What is the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2
BaNa2
- Sun Feb 19, 2017 9:04 pm
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Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met.
They bonded well from the minute they met.
- Sun Feb 19, 2017 9:03 pm
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What is a cation afraid of?
A dog ion
A dog ion
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:27 pm
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What did one titration tell the other?
Let's meet at the endpoint.
Let's meet at the endpoint.
- Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:11 pm
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel
A ferrous wheel
- Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:07 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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What is the show Cesium and Iodine love watching together?
CSI
CSI
- Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:23 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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What is the chemical formula for coffee?
CoFe2
CoFe2
- Sun Nov 13, 2016 7:31 pm
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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces?
Guacamole
Guacamole
- Sun Nov 06, 2016 10:12 pm
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What do dipoles say in passing?
"Have you got a moment?"
"Have you got a moment?"
- Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:12 pm
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Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was a polar bear
- Sat Oct 29, 2016 12:51 pm
- Forum: Sigma & Pi Bonds
- Topic: Double Bonds [ENDORSED]
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Double Bonds [ENDORSED]
If you have a double bond, will there always be a sigma bond and a pi bond? Or are there there cases where there are more or less of those bonds?
- Fri Oct 14, 2016 9:25 pm
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I think I've lost an electron... in fact, I'm positive.
- Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:57 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: De Neve Study Group
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Re: De Neve Study Group
I live in De Neve Fir and am interested!