CHEMISTRY COMMUNITY

Adrienne Johnson 1D

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

Fe-Breeze

Adrienne Johnson 1D

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Adrienne Johnson 1D

Why are chemists great at solving problems?

They have all the solutions.

Adrienne Johnson 1D

Have you heard the one about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?

He just couldn't put it down

Adrienne Johnson 1D

What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?

CoRnY

Adrienne Johnson 1D

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed

Adrienne Johnson 1D

What is the chemical formula for banana?

BaNa2

Adrienne Johnson 1D

Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

They bonded well from the minute they met.

Adrienne Johnson 1D

What is a cation afraid of?

A dog ion

Adrienne Johnson 1D

What did one titration tell the other?

Let's meet at the endpoint.

Adrienne Johnson 1D

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel

Adrienne Johnson 1D

What is the show Cesium and Iodine love watching together?

CSI

Adrienne Johnson 1D

What is the chemical formula for coffee?

CoFe2

Adrienne Johnson 1D

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces?

Guacamole

Adrienne Johnson 1D

What do dipoles say in passing?
"Have you got a moment?"

Adrienne Johnson 1D

Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was a polar bear

Adrienne Johnson 1D

If you have a double bond, will there always be a sigma bond and a pi bond? Or are there there cases where there are more or less of those bonds?

Adrienne Johnson 1D

I think I've lost an electron... in fact, I'm positive.

Adrienne Johnson 1D

I live in De Neve Fir and am interested!

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