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by Janet Pham 1B
Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:46 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 917231

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Chair and boat conformations
by Janet Pham 1B
Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:39 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917231

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Some cycloalkenes
by Janet Pham 1B
Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:39 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917231

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The "definition" of butyl

Butyl, n. An unpleasant-sounding word denoting an unpleasant-smelling alcohol.
by Janet Pham 1B
Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:49 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917231

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What is activation energy?

The useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee
by Janet Pham 1B
Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:01 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917231

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Excluding this joke
by Janet Pham 1B
Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917231

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The transfer of heat
by Janet Pham 1B
Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917231

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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
by Janet Pham 1B
Mon Jan 23, 2017 7:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917231

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Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak? It's in the ground state.
by Janet Pham 1B
Tue Jan 17, 2017 6:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917231

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This might be too cheesy...
by Janet Pham 1B
Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917231

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Every dipole has its moment.
by Janet Pham 1B
Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917231

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This will be me after the chem final
by Janet Pham 1B
Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917231

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
by Janet Pham 1B
Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917231

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Solutions are so dramatic...
by Janet Pham 1B
Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:23 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917231

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
by Janet Pham 1B
Mon Nov 07, 2016 1:17 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917231

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
by Janet Pham 1B
Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917231

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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
by Janet Pham 1B
Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:07 pm
Forum: Trends in The Periodic Table
Topic: Chapter 2 HW #93
Replies: 2
Views: 515

Chapter 2 HW #93

The question shows 4 smaller atoms, labeled A, B, C, and D. The question says, "Below is pictured the reaction between an atom of sodium and an atom of chlorine. Identify each element and the ions formed and explain your reasoning." Atom A is shown to be smaller than Atom B, but the soluti...
by Janet Pham 1B
Sat Oct 15, 2016 12:04 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 917231

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A cat told his owner a joke about Saturn.
The owner replied, “oh you silicate.”
by Janet Pham 1B
Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:14 pm
Forum: Bohr Frequency Condition, H-Atom , Atomic Spectroscopy
Topic: Chapter 1 HW #33 (c)
Replies: 1
Views: 266

Chapter 1 HW #33 (c)

The velocity of an electron that is emitted from a metallic surface by a photon is 3.6 x 10^3 km s^-1. (c) What is the wavelength of the radiation that caused photoejection of the electron? Why is it that in finding the energy of the photon, you have to add the energy required to remove the electron...
by Janet Pham 1B
Sun Oct 02, 2016 9:25 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Hedrick Summit Study Group Chem 14A
Replies: 29
Views: 2468

Re: Hedrick Summit Study Group Chem 14A

I would also like to be a part of this study group!
by Janet Pham 1B
Sun Sep 25, 2016 9:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Jokes
Replies: 31
Views: 4274

Re: Chemistry Jokes

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

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