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- Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:46 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Chair and boat conformations
- Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:39 am
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Some cycloalkenes
- Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:39 am
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The "definition" of butyl
Butyl, n. An unpleasant-sounding word denoting an unpleasant-smelling alcohol.
Butyl, n. An unpleasant-sounding word denoting an unpleasant-smelling alcohol.
- Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:49 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What is activation energy?
The useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee
The useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee
- Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:01 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Excluding this joke
- Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:43 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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The transfer of heat
- Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:58 pm
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
A: H2O cubed
- Mon Jan 23, 2017 7:42 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak? It's in the ground state.
- Tue Jan 17, 2017 6:20 pm
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This might be too cheesy...
- Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:33 pm
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Every dipole has its moment.
- Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:47 pm
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This will be me after the chem final
- Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:43 pm
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
- Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:21 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Solutions are so dramatic...
- Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:23 am
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
- Mon Nov 07, 2016 1:17 am
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
- Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:29 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
- Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:07 pm
- Forum: Trends in The Periodic Table
- Topic: Chapter 2 HW #93
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Chapter 2 HW #93
The question shows 4 smaller atoms, labeled A, B, C, and D. The question says, "Below is pictured the reaction between an atom of sodium and an atom of chlorine. Identify each element and the ions formed and explain your reasoning." Atom A is shown to be smaller than Atom B, but the soluti...
- Sat Oct 15, 2016 12:04 pm
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A cat told his owner a joke about Saturn.
The owner replied, “oh you silicate.”
The owner replied, “oh you silicate.”
- Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:14 pm
- Forum: Bohr Frequency Condition, H-Atom , Atomic Spectroscopy
- Topic: Chapter 1 HW #33 (c)
- Replies: 1
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Chapter 1 HW #33 (c)
The velocity of an electron that is emitted from a metallic surface by a photon is 3.6 x 10^3 km s^-1. (c) What is the wavelength of the radiation that caused photoejection of the electron? Why is it that in finding the energy of the photon, you have to add the energy required to remove the electron...
- Sun Oct 02, 2016 9:25 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Hedrick Summit Study Group Chem 14A
- Replies: 29
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Re: Hedrick Summit Study Group Chem 14A
I would also like to be a part of this study group!
- Sun Sep 25, 2016 9:14 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Jokes
- Replies: 31
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Re: Chemistry Jokes
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.