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by Sahil Sharma 2J
Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:48 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who...
by Sahil Sharma 2J
Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:24 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A mosquito cried out in pain:
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
was para-dichloro-
diphenyltrichloroethane.

(paraDichloroDiphenylTrichloroethane is the the full name for DDT)
by Sahil Sharma 2J
Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:37 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?


They're cheaper than day rates.
by Sahil Sharma 2J
Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:51 am
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1019305

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
by Sahil Sharma 2J
Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:10 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Chemists are bad at telling jokes...

They lack the element of surprise.
by Sahil Sharma 2J
Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:10 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1019305

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Why does a hamburger have a lower energy state than a steak?

It is in the ground state.
by Sahil Sharma 2J
Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:53 am
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium ions?

2 NA
by Sahil Sharma 2J
Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:00 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What did one titration tell the other?

Let's meet at the endpoint.
by Sahil Sharma 2J
Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:59 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Anyone know any jokes about Sodium?

Na.
by Sahil Sharma 2J
Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:40 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
by Sahil Sharma 2J
Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:51 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Exothermic reactions?

I studied them before they were cool.

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