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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:48 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who...
- Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:24 pm
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A mosquito cried out in pain:
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
was para-dichloro-
diphenyltrichloroethane.
(paraDichloroDiphenylTrichloroethane is the the full name for DDT)
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
was para-dichloro-
diphenyltrichloroethane.
(paraDichloroDiphenylTrichloroethane is the the full name for DDT)
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:37 pm
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
- Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:51 am
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
A ferrous wheel.
- Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:10 pm
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Chemists are bad at telling jokes...
They lack the element of surprise.
They lack the element of surprise.
- Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:10 pm
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Why does a hamburger have a lower energy state than a steak?
It is in the ground state.
It is in the ground state.
- Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:53 am
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium ions?
2 NA
2 NA
- Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:00 pm
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What did one titration tell the other?
Let's meet at the endpoint.
Let's meet at the endpoint.
- Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:59 pm
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Anyone know any jokes about Sodium?
Na.
Na.
- Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:40 pm
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How did the chemist survive the famine?
By subsisting on titrations.
By subsisting on titrations.
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:51 pm
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Exothermic reactions?
I studied them before they were cool.
I studied them before they were cool.