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by Lei Wena Herme 1O
Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:37 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Chem pick up line:
If you were C6 and I was H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
by Lei Wena Herme 1O
Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:04 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036440

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You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! ;)
by Lei Wena Herme 1O
Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:25 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036440

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For all of us entering the last 2 weeks of winter quarter and finals week:
It's good to keep a positive attitude and not have an electron cloud hanging over your head!
by Lei Wena Herme 1O
Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036440

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material!
by Lei Wena Herme 1O
Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036440

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined.
"I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
by Lei Wena Herme 1O
Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036440

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh acid!
by Lei Wena Herme 1O
Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036440

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Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar.
by Lei Wena Herme 1O
Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036440

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory retrievers!
by Lei Wena Herme 1O
Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:59 pm
Forum: Concepts & Calculations Using First Law of Thermodynamics
Topic: HW 8.41
Replies: 3
Views: 286

HW 8.41

A 50.0-g ice cube at 0.0C is added to a glass containing 400.0 g of water at 45.0C, What is the final temperature of the system? Assume that no heat is lost to the surroundings.

How would you go about this problem in setting up the equation(s) to find the final temperature?
by Lei Wena Herme 1O
Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:28 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7666
Views: 1036440

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Ayyy girl, are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full <3

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