Chem pick up line:
If you were C6 and I was H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
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- Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:37 am
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- Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:04 pm
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You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! ;)
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:25 pm
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For all of us entering the last 2 weeks of winter quarter and finals week:
It's good to keep a positive attitude and not have an electron cloud hanging over your head!
It's good to keep a positive attitude and not have an electron cloud hanging over your head!
- Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:06 pm
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Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material!
Because it's basic material!
- Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:22 pm
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined.
"I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined.
"I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
- Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:33 pm
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh acid!
A-mean-oh acid!
- Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:42 pm
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Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar.
Because it was polar.
- Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:15 pm
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory retrievers!
Laboratory retrievers!
- Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:59 pm
- Forum: Concepts & Calculations Using First Law of Thermodynamics
- Topic: HW 8.41
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HW 8.41
A 50.0-g ice cube at 0.0C is added to a glass containing 400.0 g of water at 45.0C, What is the final temperature of the system? Assume that no heat is lost to the surroundings.
How would you go about this problem in setting up the equation(s) to find the final temperature?
How would you go about this problem in setting up the equation(s) to find the final temperature?
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:28 pm
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Ayyy girl, are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full <3
Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full <3