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by AndyL3I
Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013718

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree?

A chemistree
by AndyL3I
Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013718

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

Because it's a polar bear!
by AndyL3I
Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:39 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013718

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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by AndyL3I
Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013718

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
by AndyL3I
Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013718

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
by AndyL3I
Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013718

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
by AndyL3I
Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013718

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
by AndyL3I
Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013718

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
by AndyL3I
Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:35 am
Forum: Reaction Enthalpies (e.g., Using Hess’s Law, Bond Enthalpies, Standard Enthalpies of Formation)
Topic: Difference between Cp and Cv
Replies: 1
Views: 198

Re: Difference between Cp and Cv

Cp is the specific heat of a substance under constant pressure, whereas Cv is the specific heat of a substance under constant volume. The problem will usually specify whether the system is under constant pressure or constant volume and you would use Cp or Cv accordingly.
by AndyL3I
Fri Jan 13, 2017 5:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1013718

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why does a hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state.

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