What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree?
A chemistree
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- Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:21 pm
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- Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:57 pm
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Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it's a polar bear!
Because it's a polar bear!
- Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:39 am
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- Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:03 pm
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
- Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:09 pm
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
BaNa2
BaNa2
- Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:12 pm
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
- Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:57 pm
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI
CSI
- Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:50 pm
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
A ferrous wheel.
- Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:35 am
- Forum: Reaction Enthalpies (e.g., Using Hess’s Law, Bond Enthalpies, Standard Enthalpies of Formation)
- Topic: Difference between Cp and Cv
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Re: Difference between Cp and Cv
Cp is the specific heat of a substance under constant pressure, whereas Cv is the specific heat of a substance under constant volume. The problem will usually specify whether the system is under constant pressure or constant volume and you would use Cp or Cv accordingly.
- Fri Jan 13, 2017 5:31 pm
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Why does a hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state.