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by stuart_key_3E
Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down
by stuart_key_3E
Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1017725

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What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Febreeze
by stuart_key_3E
Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1017725

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

You can freeze yourself at -273°C and still be 0K
by stuart_key_3E
Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1017725

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two chemists go into a bar
The first one says "I think I'll have some H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have some H2O too," and later died.
by stuart_key_3E
Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1017725

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
because it was a polar bear
by stuart_key_3E
Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1017725

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?

A: Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
by stuart_key_3E
Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:25 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1017725

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Two atoms walk down the street. One turns to the other, "I think I just lost an eletron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" The first atom said, "Sure! I'm positive !"
by stuart_key_3E
Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:01 pm
Forum: Galvanic/Voltaic Cells, Calculating Standard Cell Potentials, Cell Diagrams
Topic: 14.19
Replies: 1
Views: 245

14.19

For this problem, the copper half cell is the anode. I know that because for the formula Ecell=Ecathode - Eanode, where Ecell is -0.689, and Ecopper is 0.34, to get the right answer of 0.349V you must add Ecopper to Ecell. How would I know whethere copper is the cathode or anode without knowing the ...
by stuart_key_3E
Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1017725

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
by stuart_key_3E
Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1017725

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why did the zinc anode go to jail?

Because the judge decided he belongs in a cell

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