Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down
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- Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:13 pm
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- Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:21 pm
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What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Febreeze
Febreeze
- Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:18 pm
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You can freeze yourself at -273°C and still be 0K
- Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:11 pm
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Two chemists go into a bar
The first one says "I think I'll have some H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have some H2O too," and later died.
The first one says "I think I'll have some H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have some H2O too," and later died.
- Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:33 pm
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Why did the bear dissolve in water?
because it was a polar bear
because it was a polar bear
- Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:13 pm
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Q: How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?
A: Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
A: Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
- Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:25 pm
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Two atoms walk down the street. One turns to the other, "I think I just lost an eletron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" The first atom said, "Sure! I'm positive !"
- Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:01 pm
- Forum: Galvanic/Voltaic Cells, Calculating Standard Cell Potentials, Cell Diagrams
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14.19
For this problem, the copper half cell is the anode. I know that because for the formula Ecell=Ecathode - Eanode, where Ecell is -0.689, and Ecopper is 0.34, to get the right answer of 0.349V you must add Ecopper to Ecell. How would I know whethere copper is the cathode or anode without knowing the ...
- Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:50 pm
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If a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
- Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:16 pm
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Why did the zinc anode go to jail?
Because the judge decided he belongs in a cell
Because the judge decided he belongs in a cell