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by Timothy_Hyun_2K
Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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If a king farts, is it noble gas???
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1012790

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What religion are protons?

Catholic, because they have mass.
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1012790

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1012790

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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
Tue Mar 14, 2017 8:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1012790

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Wanna hear a jokes about sodium?

Na.
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:00 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1012790

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

It takes alkynes to make a world.
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1012790

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
Tue Feb 28, 2017 11:27 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1012790

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What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?
A salt.
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:54 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1012790

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Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1012790

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Oxygen and Potassium?

They're OK. Nothing special.
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
Mon Feb 06, 2017 2:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1012790

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Don't trust an atom.

They make up everything.
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:31 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1012790

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

diene: "Help! Save me, I'm diene!"
triene: "I'm triene!"
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
Sat Jan 21, 2017 10:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 28
Views: 2872

Re: Chemistry Joke

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" and he died.
by Timothy_Hyun_2K
Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7581
Views: 1012790

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I would make another chemistry joke... but all the good ones argon.

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