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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:12 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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If a king farts, is it noble gas???
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:15 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What religion are protons?
Catholic, because they have mass.
Catholic, because they have mass.
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 5:53 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
- Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:36 pm
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
- Tue Mar 14, 2017 8:56 pm
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Wanna hear a jokes about sodium?
Na.
Na.
- Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:00 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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It takes alkynes to make a world.
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:23 pm
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
- Tue Feb 28, 2017 11:27 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?
A salt.
A salt.
- Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:54 pm
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Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
- Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:47 pm
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Oxygen and Potassium?
They're OK. Nothing special.
They're OK. Nothing special.
- Mon Feb 06, 2017 2:55 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Don't trust an atom.
They make up everything.
They make up everything.
- Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:31 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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diene: "Help! Save me, I'm diene!"
triene: "I'm triene!"
triene: "I'm triene!"
- Sat Jan 21, 2017 10:07 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
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Re: Chemistry Joke
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" and he died.
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:13 pm
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I would make another chemistry joke... but all the good ones argon.