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- Sat Mar 11, 2017 10:19 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
- Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:37 pm
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Q: Why did the acid go to the gym
A: To become a buffer solution!!
A: To become a buffer solution!!
- Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:18 pm
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
- Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:51 pm
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
- Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:45 am
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Did you hear Oxygen and Potassium went on a date?
It went OK!
Not even a week later, Oxygen and Magnesium went out!
OMg
Oxygen then tried to ask Nitrogen out...
She said NO!
It went OK!
Not even a week later, Oxygen and Magnesium went out!
OMg
Oxygen then tried to ask Nitrogen out...
She said NO!
- Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:02 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I have many chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction!
Q: What was the charge when NaCl got arrested?
A: A salt
Q: What was the charge when NaCl got arrested?
A: A salt
- Sun Jan 29, 2017 8:50 pm
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage. He says, "No I'm traveling light."
- Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:17 pm
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Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon!
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:54 pm
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I'm glad I'm done with 14A, I hated learning about electrons, I got so Bohr'd.
How many moles are in guacamole? Avocado's number!
How many moles are in guacamole? Avocado's number!