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by Jessica De Anda 2C
Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:36 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
by Jessica De Anda 2C
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:35 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886334

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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
by Jessica De Anda 2C
Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:37 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886334

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What is a cation afraid of?

A dogion
by Jessica De Anda 2C
Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:39 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886334

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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
by Jessica De Anda 2C
Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886334

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
by Jessica De Anda 2C
Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886334

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Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you're CuTe
by Jessica De Anda 2C
Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886334

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
by Jessica De Anda 2C
Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886334

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
by Jessica De Anda 2C
Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:28 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886334

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

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